So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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