the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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