Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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