dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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