yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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