so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Reggie can tackle my bush.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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