just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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