It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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