if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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