We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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