Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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