My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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