He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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