You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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