What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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