Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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