when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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