I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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