So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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