32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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