this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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