Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
