Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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