East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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