I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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