I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.