so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters