You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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