so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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