i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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