I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I wish i was in the wii world.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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