I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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