Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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