I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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