So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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