i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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