Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
