Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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