i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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