i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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