i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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