You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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