very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize
