Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
What a dumb baby whore.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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