dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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