Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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