For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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