try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
