Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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