C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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