so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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