HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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