very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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