Dual....:-)
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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