so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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