kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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