He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
50% drunk capacity currently
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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