Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
